Post by Riccah on Oct 4, 2011 9:39:44 GMT 1
1. Am I considered a MR (Mature Raider tm)?
That depends...have you played the game for several years already? Have you done the hardcore raiding scene and decided its not for you? Can you raid without flipping out when soneone else gets "your" loot? Do you have a positive attitude during a raid? Do you act like an adult when pugging a raid as well? Then YES, you are considered a Mature Raider
2. Am I considered an OF (Old Fart tm)?
Are you over the age of 23? (If not, see point 1)
Did you finish University/College?
Do you have a fulltime job?
Are you married/have a girlfriend/boyfriend/have kids?
Are you starting to get gray hairs?
Do you end up talking about the governments new pension scheme?
Do you end up talking about which nappy is the best?
Then yes, you are an Old Fart.
3. Am I considered a SP (Stressed Parent tm)?
Do you have kids?
If you answered the above with yes, then YES, you are a stresses parent. I don't know any wow-players with kids that are not stressed parents.
4. Will I fit into the guild socially?
If you managed to answer all of the above 3 questions with yes, or at least 2 out of 3, then I have no worries that you will fit into the guild socially.
5. I am a Serious Raider (read "I Raid ALOT") on a different realm/guild. Am I still welcome to apply here?
That depends. If you suit the other (2 out of 3, remember!) criteria then YES, you are welcome here as a social member to find yourself a safe haven away from the stress. If being in 2 guilds, raiding or not, starts to become problematic though, there might be repercussions
6. I don't really have an interest in raiding...I just want to do dungeons, level my chars, and chat to people to get away from Real Life. Am I still welcome here?
As long as you meet the criteria in point 1 to 3 (2 out of 3 is fine), then OF COURSE you are. We are first and foremost a social guild with other activities on the side besides raiding.
7. I am a gnome.....can i still apply?
If you are a MR gnome, an OF gnome or a SP gnome to little gnomes and gnomettes, AND can stand the "occasional gnome joke, then OFCOURSE you are welcome here. We are very accpeting here of our vertically handicapped brethren.
8. I am 14 years old, but they say I am very mature for my age, can I apply?
Err....didn't you read the part about Old Farts? Even if you are the most mature 14 year old kid in the world, we STILL wouldnt let you in, cause it's not about YOU, it's about US. We OF's and SP's are trying to get AWAY from you, see. So we dont have to worry about damaging you for the rest of your life and getting sued by your parents... Now if your mum or dad is a SP in Flames, then maaaayyyybe.....but it would require some serious thought.
9. I really like the sound of your guild, and i want to raid with you guys....but I really like my current guild...what do i do?
No worries! Check out our GuildFriend tm section, you sound like a perfect candidate!
That depends...have you played the game for several years already? Have you done the hardcore raiding scene and decided its not for you? Can you raid without flipping out when soneone else gets "your" loot? Do you have a positive attitude during a raid? Do you act like an adult when pugging a raid as well? Then YES, you are considered a Mature Raider
2. Am I considered an OF (Old Fart tm)?
Are you over the age of 23? (If not, see point 1)
Did you finish University/College?
Do you have a fulltime job?
Are you married/have a girlfriend/boyfriend/have kids?
Are you starting to get gray hairs?
Do you end up talking about the governments new pension scheme?
Do you end up talking about which nappy is the best?
Then yes, you are an Old Fart.
3. Am I considered a SP (Stressed Parent tm)?
Do you have kids?
If you answered the above with yes, then YES, you are a stresses parent. I don't know any wow-players with kids that are not stressed parents.
4. Will I fit into the guild socially?
If you managed to answer all of the above 3 questions with yes, or at least 2 out of 3, then I have no worries that you will fit into the guild socially.
5. I am a Serious Raider (read "I Raid ALOT") on a different realm/guild. Am I still welcome to apply here?
That depends. If you suit the other (2 out of 3, remember!) criteria then YES, you are welcome here as a social member to find yourself a safe haven away from the stress. If being in 2 guilds, raiding or not, starts to become problematic though, there might be repercussions
6. I don't really have an interest in raiding...I just want to do dungeons, level my chars, and chat to people to get away from Real Life. Am I still welcome here?
As long as you meet the criteria in point 1 to 3 (2 out of 3 is fine), then OF COURSE you are. We are first and foremost a social guild with other activities on the side besides raiding.
7. I am a gnome.....can i still apply?
If you are a MR gnome, an OF gnome or a SP gnome to little gnomes and gnomettes, AND can stand the "occasional gnome joke, then OFCOURSE you are welcome here. We are very accpeting here of our vertically handicapped brethren.
8. I am 14 years old, but they say I am very mature for my age, can I apply?
Err....didn't you read the part about Old Farts? Even if you are the most mature 14 year old kid in the world, we STILL wouldnt let you in, cause it's not about YOU, it's about US. We OF's and SP's are trying to get AWAY from you, see. So we dont have to worry about damaging you for the rest of your life and getting sued by your parents... Now if your mum or dad is a SP in Flames, then maaaayyyybe.....but it would require some serious thought.
9. I really like the sound of your guild, and i want to raid with you guys....but I really like my current guild...what do i do?
No worries! Check out our GuildFriend tm section, you sound like a perfect candidate!